I was not in love with the idea of you. I’d seen your kind before. Loud. Needy. Cranky. Constantly pooping. Held members of your tribe in my hands, cooing like women with ticking biological clocks are wont to do. But as soon I caught a whiff of poop or a trickle of saliva falling on my favorite shirt, I shoved them off into the closest set of willing hands, my maternal instinct limited to...
eyanj: Some of y’all don’t know how much they can mean to someone. Especially if I dig your art on a serious *its on my ipod, I have a folder of your photos on my phone or favorited on flickr, i religiously read your blog, or check for your new pieces* and you tell me, in earnest, that I’ll be aight or I’m on to something, I appreciate the fuck out of you.
150 Achievements Of Liberalism That Republicans... →
shihtzuman: 1. The 40-hour work week. 2. Weekends 3. Vacations 4. Women’s Voting Rights 5. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 6. The right of people of all colors to use schools and facilities. 7. Public schools. 8. Child-labor laws. 9. The right to unionize 10. Health care benefits 11. National Parks 12. National Forests 13. Interstate Highway System 14. GI Bill 15. Labor Laws/Worker’s Rights 16....
Fun With Phalluses.
Random Friend: Wha? How did we get from borwnies to phalus?
thewayoftheid: I twitpic'd my dessert earlier. It looked very...suggestive.
Random Friend: That's on you, then.
thewayoftheid: http://yfrog.com/hs83avnj - Sauteed banana, with caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream. Pay no mind to the phallic appearance.
Not my fault!
Random Friend: uh huh.
thewayoftheid: I didn't know it was gonna come out lookin' like THAT
Random Friend: ...said the chick who took the picture.
thewayoftheid: it was an innocent picture!
I mean, don't most things resemble peen? That's what Frances Cress Welsing told me.
Random Friend: Well, yeah. But she's like this - its dark peen.
But white balls! oh noes!
WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
thewayoftheid: so it's peen with an identity crisis?
Random Friend: Black peen delivering the white man's skeet!
thewayoftheid: miscegenation FTL?
Random Friend: Always! The white woman wants the black peen, but wants to keep the bloodline pure! Your dish solves those problems!
thewayoftheid: I...I...quit you.